You hang up!

"You hang up"

"No… YOU hang up"

"NOOO you hang up"

"Ok Ok.."

*pause*

"You're still there?!" *giggles*

"You hang up"

"NO.. YOU hang up!"

"NOOO you hang up!"

Don't we all have our 'You hang up, NO,YOU hang up' moments? (remember? Ross in an episode of Friends)

Today at work, while my nosy-ass colleagues were listening to my 2 min conversations with Grumpy over the telephone, I did a 'You hang up, NO, You hang up' just to make their skin crawl.

Grumpy, as usual, being his Grumpy-self, said "Are you done? Because I'm really gonna hang up"

Sheesh. FINE, HANG UP!

You can sleep on the bloody sofa tonight.